You and Your Boss
When you take a long time, you’re slow
When your boss takes a long time, he‘s thorough
When you don’t do it, you’re lazy
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy
When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot
When your boss makes one, he’s only human
When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority
When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative
When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed
When your boss does it, he’s being firm
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude
When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original
When you please your boss, you’re apple polishing
When your boss pleases his boss, he’s just being co-operative
When you are out of the office, you’re wandering around
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business
When you are on a day off sick, you’re always sick
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview
When your boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked